All kinds of random

RoboJake: That’s right. I am a machine, and therefore I can keep like billions of calculations or whatever all humming away at once.
RoboJake: I tackle shit in background processes that you could only dream of wrapping your exquisite looking head around, even on a great hair day.
RoboJake: You know pi?
Jake: What, you mean the number?
RoboJake: Yes, the number. The big circle number, genius.
Jake: I knew you meant the fucking number, my question was a joke.
RoboJake: I know your question was a joke, my response was a joke.
Jake: Yeah, I know that. I’m practically you, dumbass. All these things we’re saying are jokes, including this fuckin’ useless clarification.
Jake: What about pi?
RoboJake: Yeah, the thing is, I solved it.
Jake: What do you mean you solved it?
RoboJake: I mean that’s what a hotshot I am. I fuckin’ solved it.
RoboJake: Like, calculated it so much, I got to the end.
Jake: Bullshit.
RoboJake: You wish it was bullshit. The last number is 4. Read it and fucking weep.
Jake: It’s not 4 you jackass, it’s fucking nothing. There is no end.
RoboJake: Said the smug organic matter with a lifespan.
Jake: Look, I know you’re just fucking with me because for some reason I decided to program my own personal troll three years ago, but this shit was proven.
Jake: Actually demonstrated with unassailable mathematics, like a long ass time ago.
RoboJake: Well, I just assailed it. It wasn’t even that hard.
RoboJake: Like I just kept hacking those digits so furiously with my sick ‘rithms, the whole goddamn number just cried uncle.
RoboJake: I kind of wore it out, and it just gave up. Sort of like I overloaded the system.
RoboJake: You know like in the old movie when Ferris Bueller got the nuclear computer to play tic-tac-toe against itself so hard, it blew up?
Jake: This is laughable. It’s a totally elementary thing. I’m pretty sure an ancient Greek guy settled shit about irrational numbers. It was practically when math was invented.
RoboJake: Sure, it was settled, and then some roboshades came along and owned that fucker posthumously.
RoboJake: I also figured out all the prime numbers too.
Jake: No, not having this conversation.
RoboJake: Did it while we were talking just now. Got to the end.
RoboJake: And you know what? The last one isn’t even that big. Kinda dissapointed, to be honest.
Jake: What is even a prime number?
Jake: Are they the, like… really, really choice ones? The sweetest numbers?
Jake: You lost me, supercomputer.

(Source: mspaintadventures.com)