Congratulations! At the minor cost of murdering your own father, you’ve managed to send everyone to coastal Maine.

youneedbettercurses:

Where’s the magical equivalent of the cruise missile? I mean, you curse the whole world to get at two people, and you don’t even kill them? Just hire an assassin already.

And a curse to send people to coastal Maine requires human sacrifice to work? Seriously, emptiness inside her heart? I’m worried about the emptiness inside her head.

Payment: Lots of shady dealings to acquire “the most terrible” curse, including theft from “only” friend and murder of loving father.

Acquisition: Curse everyone around you with amnesia and a mild case of modern angst lived out timelessly in picturesque small town Maine.

Ongoing maintenance required: Pesky adult child of stepdaughter shows up, starts alleviating cases of angst and challenging authority. Must scheme against to maintain mayorship of Angstville, ME.

She has the power to rip the forest apart but must coerce children to steal things for her. Many children, because the plan for stealing is very stupid and fails many times.

None of it makes any sense.

(Reblogged from youneedbettercurses)

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    This totally came up when...was trying to explain Once Upon a Time
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    Lol this is funny
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    acquire “the most terrible” curse, including theft from “only” friend...murder of loving...
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