Hang on, I’m just going to compare my wives for a second. My dead wife was so much fairer than this one.
Don’t worry though. My current wife is a close second, and I’m sure she in no way resents my comparison.
Toby really sucks when he’s medicated out of his mind into extreme mellowness. Yet he’s quite the controlling jerk of a husband, somehow. Of course, he’s married to evil, so I can’t really be sad when it doesn’t work out.