A quick moment for consequences

youneedbettercurses:

So, at the end of Episode 10, we found out that Prince Charming decided to leave his fiancee at the altar and run away for Snow. Let’s look at what consequences that probably had:

  1. His family will now all be murdered and their land burned. So that’s his mom dead.
  2. There are only four kingdoms we’ve heard of in this story: King Angryface’s, Midas’, the Evil Queen’s, and Cinderella’s. He royally screwed up the alliance between Angryface and Midas, most likely provoking a war between them. So that’s however many untold thousands of peasants. But who cares about them, right? Not Prince Charming or Snow!
  3. As we know, Angryface’s kingdom is weak, and Midas will probably win, meaning a whole bunch of other peasants and innocent farmers die in Angryfaceland.
  4. He did Item 2 in order to marry the mortal enemy of the Evil Queen, so the Prince just handed her the perfect excuse to go invade either Midas or Angryface while they’re weak.
  5. In short, Prince Charming has just managed to provoke a world war in Fairlyland. Nice goin’ there.

This x 1 million. Also your snark is top shelf. FOLLOWED WITH GREAT INTEREST.

I’m not sure if I’m going to keep watching this show since the writing feels like it’s getting worse over time and the Disney saccharineness of it all is getting to me. I can’t even snark about the last two episodes as planned, they were so effing ridiculous.

(Reblogged from youneedbettercurses)

Notes

  1. scattergoriesofevil reblogged this from youneedbettercurses and added:
    This x 1 million. Also your snark is top shelf. FOLLOWED WITH GREAT INTEREST. I’m not sure if I’m going
  2. paragadeshep reblogged this from thebravehobbit and added:
    Lies. It’s Fairyland, the land of happy endings! One of many plotholes this show contains but idgaf I love it anyway....
  3. thebravehobbit reblogged this from youneedbettercurses
  4. freaky-dorky reblogged this from youneedbettercurses and added:
    BUT … you gotta agree...he’s only a Shepherd who happened
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